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U.K. police write witness statement in character of Peach the dog

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When members of the Crown Prosecution Service in West Midlands, England (responsible for prosecuting criminal cases in England and Wales), asked the police department for a statement from a witness named PC Peach, they were told that would be difficult because Peach, while intelligent, was actually PD Peach—and PD stands for police dog.



But the CPS continued to insist on hearing from the witness. So, one of Peach's handlers wrote a statement in the character of the dog. The statement reads: I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach. It was then signed with a large black paw print.



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What a Peach of a story!
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Score: Peach 1 and CPS 0!
 
This made me wet myself laughing. The CPS is a joke. They needed to be mocked after insisting a statement from Peach when they were told Peach was a dog.
 
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