Product Warnings:
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet. -- In the information booklet.
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
For external use only! -- On a curling iron.
Warning: This product can burn eyes. -- On a curling iron.
Do not use in shower. -- On a hair dryer.
Do not use while sleeping. -- On a hair dryer.
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. -- On a hand-held massaging device.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment. -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking. -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill. -- On an electric rotary tool.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes. -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
Do not drive with sunshield in place. -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
Caution: This is not a safety protective device. -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. -- On an Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Battery may explore or leak. -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
Do not eat toner. -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
Not intended for highway use. -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
This product is not to be used in bathrooms. -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
May irritate eyes. -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. -- On a novelty rock garden set called Popcorn Rock.
Caution! Contents hot! -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
Caution: Hot beverages are hot! -- On a coffee cup.
Caution: Shoots rubber bands. -- On a product called Rubber Band Shooter.
Warning: May contain small parts. -- On a frisbee.
Do not use orally. -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Please keep out of children. -- On a butcher knife.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. -- On a battery.
Warning: Do not use on eyes. -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye. -- On a laser pointer.
Do not use for drying pets. -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
For use on animals only. -- On an electric cattle prod.
For use by trained personnel only. -- On a can of air freshener.
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers. -- On a can of air freshener.
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft. -- In the manual for a jetski.
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death. -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
Do not use as ear plugs. -- On a package of silly putty.
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator. -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
Warning: knives are sharp! -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
Not for weight control. -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. -- On the label of a bottled drink.
Theft of this container is a crime. -- On a milk crate.
Do not use intimately. -- On a tube of deodorant.
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. -- On a box of rat poison.
Fragile. Do not drop. -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
Cannot be made non-poisonous. -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage. -- On a portable stroller.
Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes. -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
Look before driving. -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
Do not iron clothes on body. -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
Do not drive car or operate machinery. -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
For indoor or outdoor use only. -- On a string of Christmas lights.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. -- On a child sized Superman costume.
This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am. -- On a hospital's outside access door.
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. -- On a sign at a railroad station.
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems. -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
Product will be hot after heating. -- On a supermarket dessert box.
Do not turn upside down. -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame. -- On a lighter.
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
Not for human consumption. -- On a package of dice.
May be harmful if swallowed. -- On a shipment of hammers.
Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty. -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand. -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
Warning: May contain nuts. -- On a package of peanuts.
Do not eat. -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
Do not eat if seal is missing. -- On said seal.
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box. -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
Do not use orally after using rectally. -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
Turn off motor before using this product. -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Not to be used as a personal flotation device. -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
Do not put in mouth. -- On a box of bottle rockets.
Remove plastic before eating. -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
Not dishwasher safe. -- On a remote control for a TV.
For lifting purposes only. -- On the box for a car jack.
Do not put lit candles on phone. -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants. -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet. -- In the information booklet.
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
For external use only! -- On a curling iron.
Warning: This product can burn eyes. -- On a curling iron.
Do not use in shower. -- On a hair dryer.
Do not use while sleeping. -- On a hair dryer.
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. -- On a hand-held massaging device.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment. -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking. -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill. -- On an electric rotary tool.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes. -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
Do not drive with sunshield in place. -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
Caution: This is not a safety protective device. -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. -- On an Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Battery may explore or leak. -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
Do not eat toner. -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
Not intended for highway use. -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
This product is not to be used in bathrooms. -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
May irritate eyes. -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. -- On a novelty rock garden set called Popcorn Rock.
Caution! Contents hot! -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
Caution: Hot beverages are hot! -- On a coffee cup.
Caution: Shoots rubber bands. -- On a product called Rubber Band Shooter.
Warning: May contain small parts. -- On a frisbee.
Do not use orally. -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Please keep out of children. -- On a butcher knife.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. -- On a battery.
Warning: Do not use on eyes. -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye. -- On a laser pointer.
Do not use for drying pets. -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
For use on animals only. -- On an electric cattle prod.
For use by trained personnel only. -- On a can of air freshener.
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers. -- On a can of air freshener.
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft. -- In the manual for a jetski.
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death. -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
Do not use as ear plugs. -- On a package of silly putty.
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator. -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
Warning: knives are sharp! -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
Not for weight control. -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth. -- On the label of a bottled drink.
Theft of this container is a crime. -- On a milk crate.
Do not use intimately. -- On a tube of deodorant.
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. -- On a box of rat poison.
Fragile. Do not drop. -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
Cannot be made non-poisonous. -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage. -- On a portable stroller.
Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes. -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
Look before driving. -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
Do not iron clothes on body. -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
Do not drive car or operate machinery. -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
For indoor or outdoor use only. -- On a string of Christmas lights.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. -- On a child sized Superman costume.
This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am. -- On a hospital's outside access door.
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. -- On a sign at a railroad station.
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems. -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
Product will be hot after heating. -- On a supermarket dessert box.
Do not turn upside down. -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame. -- On a lighter.
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
Not for human consumption. -- On a package of dice.
May be harmful if swallowed. -- On a shipment of hammers.
Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty. -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand. -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
Warning: May contain nuts. -- On a package of peanuts.
Do not eat. -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
Do not eat if seal is missing. -- On said seal.
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box. -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
Warning: May cause drowsiness. -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
Do not use orally after using rectally. -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
Turn off motor before using this product. -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Not to be used as a personal flotation device. -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
Do not put in mouth. -- On a box of bottle rockets.
Remove plastic before eating. -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
Not dishwasher safe. -- On a remote control for a TV.
For lifting purposes only. -- On the box for a car jack.
Do not put lit candles on phone. -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants. -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
