What I Shoulda Said Was...

[Mr. Perfect]

So this is going to be interesting. I am pretty sure that everyone has been in situations where someone has said something to them or done something to them that was unacceptable, rude, annoying, stupid, etc. In reality we don't always get to say what we REALLY WANT TO SAY either because the person who just insulted you, annoyed you, or was rude to you has a position of power over you, or has some sort of authority, or given the environment..



That's why its good to get these things out. So please whenever situations such as these happen please share them...they make for good laughs in the future, and it helps get it off the brain... I'll start...





Today...



First, I was doing my job dropping off Detainees from a Sick Call Medical appointment. Well my bus pulled up behind another Escorts bus who was picking up detainees for a Visitation appointment. Normal what happens is if there is a bus in front of you, you would grab your detainee and walk him over to the entrance and trade him off for a handcuff. Well, Escort who was from the bus in front of me was in a bad mood today...(Female)...I got my detainee and I walked him to the entrance and she was like, Hold Up! I'm doing business right here right now! You and your Delta can wait until I leave. You don't just bring your Deltas up here while I'm here!



Now given that she is a female, AND a female service member, AND a female service member with Detainee's present, I couldn't say everything that I wanted to say to her....



This is what I said: Well excuse me Queen of Taji [Taji is the name of the base]. I appologize!



This is what I wanted to say: No you hold the hell up! Just because you here rules and procedures don't change. I ain't the rest of these horny a** dude walking around worshippin' the :c: ground that you walking on just because you are attractive. So what you can do is get the :c: outta my :c: face and move the hell on! I ain't in the mood to argue with you....



Please share your stories...recent and past!

 

[Nebulous]

Funny story, I would have just told her to take a chill pill.

Just the other day this lady at my work flipped out on me. I said HI Joanne and she responded with T, Im not in the mood for a conversation today so just get out of my face! I said I was just saying hi. Hope your day gets better.

 

[Alien]

Oh there is so much stuff that I would have liked to have said to the people at my last job and it wouldn't have been polite, but it would have been factual

Nebulous that girl sounded like a right bitch, I'd have just laughed at her

 

[Nebulous]

She is nice most of the time. She must have just had a rough day. Or maybe it was that time of the month

 

[Alien]

Oooh you should have asked her if it was, I bet she'd have LOVED that question with the mood she was in!