When to start cussing

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.



When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay there until I let you out!



She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?



I don't know, he blubbers, but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!

 

[Scout]

I honestly don't find this funny, sorry. The mother went psycho on the 6 year old and hell isn't even a cuss word.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I thought it was hilarious. Imagine the mothers face after the 4 year old said that.

 

[Scout]

That part made sense but the mother going psycho and locking her kid in the bedroom over him saying awh, hell was uncalled for.

 

[McConnaughay]

Why is it so hard to just get the joke and leave out those details? I am sure it isn't a real story but the mothers reaction just made the punch line twice as hilarious, also to alot of people, hell is considered a cuss word.

 

[Bluezone777]

lol