Why Hardley Davidson sucks!

[.Xstinct]

Small note I didn't wrote this,but it did make me laugh...:

Owning a Harley Davidson is all about subscribing to a hillbilly fairy tale draped in comical make believe so ludicrous that most five year olds would see right through it for what it was. Owning a Harley Davidson is all about embracing wholesale fantasy and embracing an alternate set of physical laws that don’t work in the real world (or outside of any drunken stupor for that matter.). If we have any argument here at all regarding this particular point, it’s not whether IT exits or not, but whether to call what Milwaukee panders a “lifestyle” or a “religion.” I’m more inclined to believe IT is a pagan religion that is spawned and nurtured in a thousand trailer parks across this great nation. I firmly believe that media driven lemmings have not only memorized its catechism, line and verse, by heart but that you’ve rebuilt your entire lives around it. The fact that this ridiculous set of easily disproved beliefs has permeated your pathetic lives so effortlessly is evident from the way you argue and the clichés you fall back upon in order to feebly try to defend yourself and your laughable lifestyle choice.

 

[Nebulous]

So, they suck because of this person's bizarre perspective of them? ...Or because they make so much noise you can hear them from down the street?

 

[.Xstinct]

Well I'm not a Harley fan myself hence why it made me laugh.

Especially those so called weekend bikers reminds me of Wild Hogs

 

[DrLeftover]

Sounded to me like the writer wanted one, but couldn't afford one, and probably couldn't ride a motorcycle if you gave him one, so he's jealous of all of those 'weekend bikers'.

The reasons Harley's suck is much simpler.

They have yet to correct quality control issues in their manufacturing process and their bikes are still measurably more unreliable than their imported counterparts, most of whom have a lower price tag on them. You are buying an image, a name, and a legend, not a 'daily rider' motorcycle.

 

[.Xstinct]

Also a good way to explain that guys post.

 

[FourPart]

I imagine the same can be said about so many 'Classic' cars the enthusiasts spend a fortune restoring, when there was a perfectly good reason why became dinosaurs in the first place. They were fuel hog, inefficient & total rust buckets, but people tend to remember them with rose coloured glasses.

It's the dream, not the quality of the machine.

 

[Sinon]

I just think Harleys (and cruisers in general) are ugly. I'll stick to my sports bikes.

 

[Nebulous]

I just think Harleys (and cruisers in general) are ugly. I'll stick to my sports bikes.

Do you have any?

 

[JetWing34]

I think this is a transportation conspiracy.