A woman in the Jewelry Shop breaks wind while bending over to look at a beautiful dimond ring. She looks around embarrassed, and sees the salesman standing right behind here. Totaly professional, he says Good day madam, how may I help you? Hoping he maybe hadn't heard her 'accident' she asks Sir, what's the price of this lovely ring? He answers, Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!
Taken from a family friend of mine
Taken from a family friend of mine
