Woman marries ferris wheel called Bruce

[Jazzy]

The state of Florida outlaws gay marriage, but has nothing to say about humans marrying fairground rides. That's a loophole Linda Ducharme has exploited with great enthusiasm.

Ducharme first 'met' her husband - a giant Skydiver ferris wheel, which she calls 'Bruce' - in 1982. Last year they got married and recently renewed their vows.

The ceremony was televised on a documentary on Logo TV in America called 'What?'. It showed the non-denominational preacher declaring, "I tie you, flesh to steel."

Ducharme said of her first meeting with 'Bruce' at a carnival: "I got this weird feeling I can't explain. My heart was pounding as we went up the platform and got on the ride. I felt like I was being taken by this ride."

Ducharme had previously fallen in love with an aeroplane when she was a pilot and was involved in an intimate relationship with a train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mY64l69DNQA

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Your thoughts?

 

[Kirito]

crazy people...

 

[Jazzy]

Well, this marriage sure will have it highs and lows.

 

[Nebulous]

Well, this marriage sure will have it highs and lows.

Litterally!

This couple and the and the guy who married a tree can go on a double date!

 

[Jazzy]

Ducharme was involved in an intimate relationship with a train.

Wonder what happened to that relationship. Perhaps it got derailed?

 

[Nebulous]

Lol.. I am going to marry my coffee table.

 

[Evil Eye]

Whatever floats your boat I guess...

Makes me wonder how people can complain about the "sanctity of marriage" being corrupted by gay marriage though.

Bruce doesn't have a penis, Bruce is really a girl so it was a gay marriage after all...

Bruce doesn't have a vagina either. I think Bruce might be unisex

 

[Jazzy]

I just proposed to my bike, she's got excited so I had to lube her up with oil...

 

[Flurry]

Lmfao, holy wow!

 

[Sinon]

Her head must be spinning.

 

[Nebulous]

When I proposed to my bike my pillow went crazy and tried to stab me...

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