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Worst Christmas Present?

A few years ago I got a ceramic figurine of a fisherman.



I know they thought oh, he goes fishing, he'll love it.



I don't collect figurines, we don't have extra room for fragile junk that mainly attracts dust, and it was a model of a commercial fisherman (think: Gordon's Fisherman).



AND- It was one of the single creepiest looking human figures I've ever seen. It looked as if the Grim Reaper was going to spend the day on the boats.



The only thing I've seen that was creepier was in New Orleans, and it was a ceramic figure of a Jester and that would invoke nightmares.



It sat in the corner for several months, and then vanished.



Rumor has it that it ended up in a box of stuff that was donated to a charity, but I can't be sure about that.
 

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