Worst pet names?

[Olivia]

What are some of the worst pet names you've seen/heard?

What are some names you'd NEVER name your dog or cat (or other pet)?

 

[Gizmo]

My sisters cat was called Cuddles. We used to have to call out for it...

 

[passenger]

One of the worst is "Baby".
I have one. I gave her an official name long ago (10 years) , Veronica. We always call her "Baby", and that's what she responds to, she knows her name is Baby ... don't know how that happened.

 

[MrDawn]

I named my ferret Patchy. My ex wife hated that name.

 

[Elvira]

Dick [Richard], the little girl's suggestion. Beethoven was loads better!

 

[~ True Legend ~]

I named my ferret Patchy. My ex wife hated that name.

A friend named their pet Patchy too and I was surprised.
I didn't like it initially but now I've grown to quite like it

 

[Nebulous]

One of the worst is "Baby".
I have one. I gave her an official name long ago (10 years) , Veronica. We always call her "Baby", and that's what she responds to, she knows her name is Baby ... don't know how that happened.

My mom had a dog named Baby. That baby was a bitch!

 

[Elvira]

My mom had a dog named Baby. That baby was a bitch!

So a girl dog?

 

[Nebulous]

So a girl dog?

Yeah, an ill-tempered one

 

[Elvira]

Yeah, an ill-tempered one

A bitchy bitch! We had 1 too. My bro learned how to say "bitch" when he was a toddler.

 

[emily]

I know someone who named her pet rabbit dexter.
I don't like that name at all (for a pet or a human). it just makes me think of the cartoon dexter's lab. lol

I also knew someone who called her dog jumble, and though I don't know anyone, in rocky he called his dog punchy- I get it's a boxing themed film, but still..

also on the subject of movie pets, I never liked the name marley. I mean marley and me is a great movie, I'd just never call a dog that.

 

[MrDawn]

Dog Meat is a pretty bad pet name for a dog.

 

[koop2]

I was always thought that naming your cat "dog" or your dog "cat" was pretty bad lol

 

[passenger]

I think that "Dioge" is maybe catchy, but stupid. (D.O.G.)

 

[~ True Legend ~]

I was always thought that naming your cat "dog" or your dog "cat" was pretty bad lol

Has that ever happened? 😂

 

[Ravenfreak]

All human names are bad names for pets imo. “Here comes Henry aww isn’t he cute?!” Just sounds weird.

 

[koop2]

Has that ever happened? 😂

Oh yes, I've come across it a few times now

 

[passenger]

All human names are bad names for pets imo. “Here comes Henry aww isn’t he cute?!” Just sounds weird.

I ran across a couple once that had a very nice English Bulldog with my name.

 

[Nebulous]

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenharris1/people-are-sharing-the-worst-pet-names-theyve-ever-heard


1. "Sexy — for a chihuahua. It just made the whole consultation very awkward."


2. "I just spayed a kitten named Mice T!"


3. "My old neighbor had a cat named 'Face' because it had a beautiful face, she said."


4. "One of my boys wanted to name one of our dogs Meat Stack."


5. "We were at a local farm with a petting zoo, and their pigs were named Piggy Azalea and Piggie Smalls."



6. "When I adopted my two cats from the shelter, the staff had named them after internet browsers and search engines."



7. "My grandmother's jet black and incredibly angry cat was called Rainbow."



8. "I knew someone who had a cat named Seefa, which sounded fine to a child's ears."



9. "I once picked up a loose Great Dane named Ben Stiller. Should've kept him."


10. "My ex-girlfriend was a vet nurse. She came across a cat in the system called Horatio Bradshaw Roadwork."



11. "Kitty. Now you may be wondering why that's a bad name. Kitty was an iguana."



12. "My cat is called Hamster 2. I used to have a hamster called Hamster."



13. "I once saw a 'Lost' poster for a cat genuinely named Dread Pirate Bigglesworth."


14. "When we were looking at dogs at the Humane Society, we saw a pitbull named Princess Cameron Diaz."



15. "I took a pic of the cat's crate label that read, 'Smokey (formerly Pasta Batman)'."



16. "I named my first fish Clock because I happened to be looking at a clock when my mom asked what I wanted to name him."


17. "I took in a cat from a family named Lord Whimsalot III. Yes, there were previous Lord Whimsalots."



18. "My old neighbors apparently thought it would be a good idea to let their 3-year-old name their dog. The dog was named Dump Truck."



19. "I was in the vet's waiting room, and there was a puppy with a woman and a child. The puppy was named Dave, and the child was Atari."

 

[Ravenfreak]

19. "I was in the vet's waiting room, and there was a puppy with a woman and a child. The puppy was named Dave, and the child was Atari."

The name Atari would be freaking awesome to have. xD Dave is a bad name for a animal though.