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Would you rather have one real get out of jail free card or a key that opens any door?

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One free crime of your choice or a life of limitless theft and/or espionage. Get in touch with your inner criminal.
 
I'm not much of a criminal, so...I guess the one get out of jail free card, just to be safe?
 
Definitely the key. I've been arrested before (just once), and that was plenty. hehe
 
I'll take the get-out-of-jail-free card. I might need it if I ever get convicted of a crime I didn't commit - and I don't need the key, because I have too much respect for people's privacy!
 
I'll take the get-out-of-jail-free card. I might need it if I ever get convicted of a crime I didn't commit - and I don't need the key, because I have too much respect for people's privacy!
What if you get locked out of your car or house?? hehe
 
I would go for the jail free card. Plan a massive heist, make sure it goes well and don't worry about getting caught. A key that opens any door would be good but it would be pointless if you got arrested for opening the wrong door.
 
Then that's annoying, but far less annoying than going to jail for a crime I didn't commit!
Don't break the law and use the key to open a safe deposit box with a million dollars in it. hehe
 
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