Would-You-Rather Questions

[Monica]

I love these! Post some of your own. Here's a few to start:

1. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
2. Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic?
3. Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown?
4. Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk?
5. Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger?
6. Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him?
7. Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth?
8. Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat?
9. Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again?
10. Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week?

 

[Elvira]

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hands for feet

Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic?

Pandemic

Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown?

Cone dressed as a clown.

Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk?

Bellbottoms are cool!

Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger?

Depends on which dinosaur.

Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him?

Dress

Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth?

Neon hair.

Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat?

Sing out of tune.

Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again?

Buh-bye emojis.

Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week?

Eat pickles.

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EDITTED

 

[Monica]

crap, sent too soon

What happened?

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hands for feet.

Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic?

Pandemic.

Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown?

Come to work dressed like a clown.

Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk?

Bell bottoms.

Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger?

Tiger.

Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him?

Dress like him.

Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth?

Neon hair.

Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat?

Sing out of tune.

Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again?

Never use emojis.

Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week?

Pickles.

 

[Elvira]

What happened?

I had a dum-dum moment. I will fix my post.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Feet for hands

Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic?

Zombies! would be more fun

Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown?

Drive an ice cream truck, I'd probably eat most of it

Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk?

Mohawk

Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger?

Dinosaur

Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him?

Dress like him. He's too gross to date

Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth?

Neon hair.

Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat?

Sing out of tune.

Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again?

Never use emojis.

Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week?

Pickles. Love them

 

[Monica]

Nice answers! I need to find some more would you rather's to post.

 

[Elvira]

I watched a bit of the horror movie "Would You Rather". [shudders]

 

[Smiley]

1. Hands for feet.
2. I already took part in the pandemic (Didn't we all, actually?), so I guess that leaves zombies.
3. I already go to work dressed in a monkey suit, which is no different than a clown.
4. Bell-bottomed pants.
5. Tiger. I'm no Fred Flintstone.
6. Neither.
7. Gold tooth.
8. Both.
9. Never use emojis again.
10. Pickles.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I watched a bit of the horror movie "Would You Rather". [shudders]

Don't think I've seen that one.

 

[Monica]

I found some more!

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?
3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?
5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?
9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?
10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?
13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?
14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?
15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

 

[Monica]

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

150 years

2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

telepathy

3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

Wonder Woman

4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

sing

5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

True love

6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

coma

7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

10 years with partner

8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

overdressed

9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

internet history

10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

sight

11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

unlimited power

12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?

heating

13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?

nutella

14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?

Extreme cold

15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

build a fort

 

[Merciless]

1. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? Hands for feet
2. Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic? Pandemic
3. Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown? I'd drive an ice cream truck
4. Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk? Mohawk 100%
5. Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger? I love tigers
6. Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him? Prolly dress like him.
7. Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth? Gold tooth
8. Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat? Always sing a tune.
9. Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again? Never use emojis
10. Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week? Eat only pickles.

 

[Elvira]

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

10 minutes

2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

Move things with my mind like Prue could.

3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

Wonder Woman

4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

Sing

5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

Win the lotto.

6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

Jail

7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

The 10 years.

8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

Over

9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

Internet history

10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

PASS

11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

Respect

12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?

Option 1

13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?

Nutella

14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?

Cold

15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

Stay in.

 

[Smiley]

Some more:

1. 10 minutes. I'll be dead in 150 years, so what's the point?
2. Telepathy.
3. Captain Marvel, so every time I see her I could say "Oh Captain, my Captain".
4. Sing along, so I could rape everyone's ears.
5. Win the lottery next year.
6. In coma for a decade. 10 years of rest by myself, peace and quiet.
7. I have no partner, so that eliminates the choice for me here.
8. Overdressed.
9. Internet history. I delete browser history after each use anyway, so good luck.
10. Definitely memories, especially the bad ones.
11. Unlimited power to grant myself universal respcet.
12. Internet.
13. Nutella.
14. Due to my gender's biological limitations, I am unable to get pregnant nor go into labor.
15. Build a fort to stay in.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

150 years. Who cares whats going to happen in 10 minutes?

2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

Read minds.

3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

I think Wonder Woman would kick more ass!

4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

Maybe dance? Either would be embarrassing

5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

Already have that so I'll take the lottery

6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

Probably coma, jail would be a nightmare

7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

10 years with partner

8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

Right now, under dressed. Its too hot out!

9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

Probably my internet history

10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

Sight

11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

Unlimited power, I don't really care if people respect me or not.

12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?

Heating since it doesn't get super cold here

13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?

Maple syrup would probably be easier to swim in? Or not?

14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?

Extreme cold

15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

Build a fort!

 

[Monica]

Nice answers!

Here's some more questions:

Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?

Would you rather have Beyoncé's talent or Jay-Z's business acumen?

Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall?

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?

Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?

Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?

Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?

Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?

Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?

Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?

Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?

Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?

 

[Smiley]

1. Always forget the one thing that I need.
2. Never be able to go out at night. I sleep at night anyway, so no loss there.
3. Personal Chef.
4. Bussiness acumen.
5. 11 feet tall.
6. Neither.
7. Ew!
8. Never be able to text at all ever again.
9. I already am an average person today, so not much of a choice.
10. Lounge by the pool.
11. Again, ew.
12. I have no mother-in-law to spend a day with, so no choice for me here.
13. Cuddle a koala.
14. Dance off, sis!
15. Always have B.O. and not know it.
16. Horror movies!
17. 20 minutes early.
18. A night in a real haunted house.
19. Rat in my kitchen. New pet! Yay!
20. Pause.

 

[Elvira]

Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
Buy 10 things...Wait, with what we need, right?

Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
Never go out at night. Business as usual lol.

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
Her name is Mom.

Would you rather have Beyoncé's talent or Jay-Z's business acumen?
The business acumen.

Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall?
Nine inches.

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?
An extra, I could never handle being a lead.

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
Yucky, but on me.

Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?
Never text.

Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?
Average.

Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?
By a pool.

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
Socks.

Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law?
I can't properly choose.

Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?
Panda

Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?
I will kill it with the Macarena.

Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?
Always have.

Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?
Hallmark

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
Early

Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?
A night, unless I can glamp.

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?
Rat

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life?
Pause

 

[Monica]

Nice answers! Here is some more:

Would you rather always have a full phone battery or a full gas tank?
Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?
Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box?
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?
Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?
Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?
Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?
Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?
Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison?
Would you rather die before or after your partner?
Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all?
Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?

 

[MamaFrankie]

Would you rather always have a full phone battery or a full gas tank? Full phone battery since I don't drive
Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone? Lose a day of my life every time I kissed. Since I don't kiss, I'll be around forever!
Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box? Pee in a litter box
Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life? Take 3 years off my life.
Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal? Never eat watermelon
Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat? Paper cut
Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days? Oversleep
Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets? Die in 20 years with no regrets
Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Shoot tequila with The Rock. I hate Ryan Reynolds
Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight? Water balloon fight. It's less messy
Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse? Neither. I don't work anyway
Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison? Prison
Would you rather die before or after your partner? Don't have a partner
Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all? Never have children. I can't stand them
Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies? Neither since I'm not photogenic.

And I'd love one night with my celebrity crush!