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You save Obama's life

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You save Obama's life, and he owes you a favor.

What do you ask for?

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Smooth is gonna LOVE this thread!!!! :rofl:

lol. I just know her imagination is gonna run wild with this one lmao.

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A wheelchair.....because when Smooth finds out I saved Obama's life, she's going to break my freakin' legs!
 
Jazzy said:
A wheelchair.....because when Smooth finds out I saved Obama's life, she's going to break my freakin' legs!

:rofl: She might...

:P
 
lol

What's so bad about him though? I've heard/seen only good things about him. He's a lot better than Bush, he was a joke.
 
I'd ask him to get a bill passed that says I may kill him in order to become the President of the United States.
 
Smooth said:
His resignation.

Then an honest apology for ruining America.

Then an admission that he IS a lying, thieving, traitorous, cheating useless criminal.

Then maybe his suicide.

And all this is only if I didn't just let the bastard die, which sounds much more appealing.

anybody who doesn't realize that america was ruined on 11/22/1963 at approximately 12:45 CST along with jack kennedy's head and jackie's pink chanel suit, seems to me to be woefully misinformed. we have had a procession of tools of the military industrial complex in the oval office ever since, with the exception of jimmy carter, who thought he was going to buck the washington establishment and instead went down as the most ineffective president in history, holding the record for most vetoes overridden by congress.

there haven't been very many good presidents. william henry harrison was probably the best president ever because he croaked before he had any time to screw anything up.

to the OP: i wouldn't lift a finger to save that slug's life.
 
Atrox said:
I'd ask him to get a bill passed that says I may kill him in order to become the President of the United States.
i would strongly advise that you delete this immediately, especially if you're an american. the secret service tends to take shit like this seriously and will almost certainly visit you if they get wind of it.
 
TommyTooter said:
Atrox said:
I'd ask him to get a bill passed that says I may kill him in order to become the President of the United States.
i would strongly advise that you delete this immediately, especially if you're an american. the secret service tends to take shit like this seriously and will almost certainly visit you if they get wind of it.

I'm not American, additionally, I'm not worried about the Secret Service coming to visit me, they really have something wrong with them if they worry about a "You save Obama's life" thread. They really should be preventing terrorism, and other things. There is also no chance in the word that that bill would ever be passed and there is an extremely small, bacteria sized chance that I would save Obama's life.
 
Smooth said:
Jazzy said:
A wheelchair.....because when Smooth finds out I saved Obama's life, she's going to break my freakin' legs!

Saving lives is what you do, Jazzy. I couldn't hurt you for doing your job, no matter how much I'd want to in this case. ;)

Jasper said:
lol

What's so bad about him though? I've heard/seen only good things about him. He's a lot better than Bush, he was a joke.

You're kidding, right? Are you a liberal, parroting that "blame Bush for everything" crap that liberals are so fond of?
If all you've seen and heard about him is "good", then you're not getting your news from very reliable sources.

Jasper isn't American and probably does not know a whole lot of what goes on over in this country including why some people don't like the man(Obama). I doubt the news over in his country cares as much about the US as our does since it is the country we live in.

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You all are forgetting one thing though that the man you saved is a politician so what makes any of you think they will give you what they promise. They haven't been doing that since day one so what makes this moment any different?
 
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