Your first as an evil villain

[Monica]

It’s your first day on the job as an evil villain. What’s the first piece of mischief you commit?

 

[Elvira]

My mind is a blank on what cool evil villain-y thing to do. Can it be to come up with a name?

 

[Smiley]

Issue a standing order to all my henchmen to shoot James Bond, Austin Powers and any other secret agent they come across on sight instead of letting them run amok through my secret lair.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

It’s your first day on the job as an evil villain. What’s the first piece of mischief you commit?

I'd steal all the cheese in the world!

Then make some nachos.

 

[Monica]

Make a bunch of bets but every bet I lose I pay in pennies!

 

[Smiley]

...I pay in pennies!

I'm soooooo tempted to make an inappropriate joke here.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I'm soooooo tempted to make an inappropriate joke here.

Stop scaring all the ladies away. No wonder none of them have replied to that one thread in the taboo tavern

 

[Smiley]

Yes, that's the reason...

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Yes, that's the reason...

On the Internet, GIRL stands for:

G - Guy
I - In
R- Real
L - Life

 

[Smiley]

I dare anyone claiming to be a female to prove it by posting in that one thread in the Taboo Tavern. A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Elvira]

I dare anyone claiming to be a female to prove it by posting in that one thread in the Taboo Tavern. A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Smiley]

Jose? I'm not Jose, so it's still a go.

 

[Elvira]

Jose? I'm not Jose, so it's still a go.

Nope . Continue thinking I'm a dude!

 

[Smiley]

 

[Elvira]

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Nope . Continue thinking I'm a dude!

Bro, I don't think you're a dude!

 

[rkoviper]

It would be of course to take over the world and most importantly to make a zillion trillion dollars.

 

[Duskpire]

I'd steal all the cheese in the world!

Then make some nachos.

Like Sheogorath?

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

It would be of course to take over the world and most importantly to make a zillion trillion dollars.

What would you do with all of us? ....your loyal subjects?

 

[rkoviper]

What would you do with all of us? ....your loyal subjects?

Since you guys are part of this forum i will spare you from being a slave and let u be in charge of all the bottom feeders.