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Zombie makes bid to be US president (Video)

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The world's first zombie presidential candidate and his wife Patty Morgan-Zombie arrive in Charlotte, the city hosting the Democratic National Convention, to highlight the plight of the zombie community.



After being helped into a NASCAR uniform the zombie candidate was lifted into a race car and taken on a few laps around Charlotte's Speedway track.



Mr A. Zombie and his wife are part of a promotional stunt by American network AMC to get their post-apocalyptic television series The Walking Dead on the Dish Network, that dropped the show after a contract dispute.



My husband is running for president, because he could have taken a certain issue issue lying down, well, because he was already lying down, but he decided to stand up and pledge to fight for equal viewing opportunities for all, Ms Morgan-Zombie said.



She added her husband was working tirelessly to improve the lives of his fellow zombies and get them more jobs.



He has vowed to increase the workforce for every zombie out there, she said.



Mr A. Zombie's Charlotte visit is part of a six-city tour across the US which he hopes will highlight the plight of the zombie community.



Video: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...9755/Zombie-makes-bid-to-be-US-president.html
 
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