My favorite queso is the one you keep around for emergencies, just in queso.
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Hello, 911? The oldies station is playing the Backstreet Boys again.
How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
The Supreme Court is like regular court, except it comes with sour cream and tomatoes.
Twinkle, twinkle little scar; how I wonder, what put ye thar.
Now that it’s officially the first, I can say it… I’m meeting Jamie Campbell Bower next month — and if everything goes to plan, Robert Englund as well!
I’m counting down the days already 😍
I’m counting down the days already 😍
I started a support group for people who talk to themselves.
It’s going really well.
We’ve had some great internal discussions. 😌
It’s going really well.
We’ve had some great internal discussions. 😌
I just realised clouds are just sky marshmallows.
It’s been 15 years since the devastating 2011 Christchurch earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand, which tragically claimed the lives of 185 people and changed the city forever.
It’s incredible to see how far Christchurch has come since that dark day.
It’s incredible to see how far Christchurch has come since that dark day.
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
Whether you’re celebrating with someone special, friends, family, or just treating yourself — I hope your day is full of love, laughter, and a little extra happiness. Don’t forget you deserve kindness too. 💕
Whether you’re celebrating with someone special, friends, family, or just treating yourself — I hope your day is full of love, laughter, and a little extra happiness. Don’t forget you deserve kindness too. 💕
How can we go back to being friends
When we just shared a bed?
How can you look at me and pretend
I'm someone you've never met?
When we just shared a bed?
How can you look at me and pretend
I'm someone you've never met?
I’ve tentatively passed the New Zealand Certificate in Business (Administration and Technology) (Level 4) — such a great feeling after all the hard work. Glad to have reached the end of Level 4!
Next step: starting the Level 5 Business Diploma in April. Onwards and upwards!
Next step: starting the Level 5 Business Diploma in April. Onwards and upwards!
I finally got around to watching The Apprentice — the movie about Donald Trump — and I actually really enjoyed it. Sebastian Stan did a fantastic job portraying Trump; definitely a standout performance.
Is anyone going to the Melania documentary, or is this one of those movies we all know exists but nobody admits to watching?
Spent the afternoon watching Karen videos on YouTube. Learned nothing.
I’m sorry but the Oscar nominations are TRASH this year. Wicked: For Good getting ZERO nominations is criminal behavior, and Weapons only getting ONE is straight-up disrespect. Cancel the ceremony, reboot the Academy, and let’s try again because WHAT is this.
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January: the month where your wallet goes on a diet before you do. 😬❄️
Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.
Happy new year! Its 2026! 