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What made you laugh today?

When He said last night to me on the phone... What you're going to take your hot body to work. *sad face* I'll miss you. *sigh*
 
lol,a discussion with my workmates about news.

I loved the discussion about some news.Sharing ideas makes me feel good:)
 
At work we have walkie talkies to communicate with each other.. My co worker doesn't use them.. He just goes looking for me. Sometimes he gets frustrated that he cant find me and when he finally gets on the walkie talkie he says something like WHERE ARE YOU?! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR HALF AN HOUR!! It always makes me laugh because he has my cell phone number and he can call me on the radio at any time instead of wasting a half an hour looking for me and getting himself all mad.
 
Watching my Billy Connolly DVD I bought yesterday.
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Classmate making horse sounds
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Smooth said:
Accidentally glancing into the mirror after I got out of the shower.



No, seriously...

o_O why?
 
I went to visit an old forum where I was chastized for posting too much and called a post whore. They have no new posts or threads for over three days now
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Jazzy said:
I went to visit an old forum where I was chastized for posting too much and called a post whore. They have no new posts or threads for over three days now
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Thats
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True story that happened last night. A drunk woman call 911 and when asked what her emergency was she told the dispatcher that she couldn't stop farting.
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Jazzy said:
True story that happened last night. A drunk woman call 911 and when asked what her emergency was she told the dispatcher that she couldn't stop farting.
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That
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gazumping someone on ebay and still winning it for half what i was prepared to pay
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Watching a guy outside my window try to show off and he fell of his bike XD
 
My parrot (Kooka) has learned how to mimic barking like a dog (which I didn't know she learned). The dogs were in their room playing and I heard barking. I went to see what the dogs were barking at and they were sound asleep
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I went over to Kooka and she was dead quiet pretending she was sleeping too and then she started making the barking noise. I think Kooka is trying to make make me crazier than I already am
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My cousins comment to my uncle on Facebook.
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Watching a Japanese game show videos. Where Japanese guys have to stand on platforms and have to say toungue twisters right, or a pole comes up and smacks 'em in the groin
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For some reason, in today's Doctor Who, a BBC person said if you are affected by any of the actions in the show please call the BBC Action Line Which is weired considering it's a show about a guy battling monsters and aliens
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All of the jokes I read here this morning.
 
In rugby training, we were doing exersizes and one of them was doing a breast stroke. And seeing as most of us have perverted minds... yeah
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My Dad using words such as ''buff and ''ting'' in an article for a national newspaper.
 
Jazzy said:
I went to visit an old forum where I was chastized for posting too much and called a post whore. They have no new posts or threads for over three days now
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Do I know that forum? she asks hopefully
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Today I was working with my supervisor and we were talking about something..

He said they wash his brains

...I was like Huh?
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Then it came to me.. I said OHHHHHH, you mean they brainwashed him!



Then we both laughed at his weird choice of words.
 

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