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Opposite sex for one day?

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What’re the things you will do if you were the opposite sex for one day?
 
Spend the whole day trying to figure out how & why it happened and whether it's permanent or not.

What? Sounds boring?

Yeah, I know. :P
 
Have sex, a lot of sex, very jealous of the better half's multiple big O's you ladies dont know how lucky you are in this regard.:devil:
 
Pee standing up would be the first thing I would do. Then I would masturbate just to see what it feels like for a guy to orgasm.
 
Pee standing up would be the first thing I would do. Then I would masturbate just to see what it feels like for a guy to orgasm.

Dafuq? O.o

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I... I... uuhh...

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Duuude! That's disgusting! :P
 
I'll take that as a yes because if the answer was no, you would have said so. :wink:
 
I say, I say, I say what could you possibly do with a mirror and a lube, boy? ;)

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@Rooster

See what you did? Now I'm going to talk like that the whole day.:P
 
I would be stunned for the whole day. Then I would have no idea what to do with myself.
 
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