a coach tour of the UK was coming to an end.
it had been a good tour, with lots of diffrent sites, lots of diffrent experiences, and plenty of happy people
well, all accept michelle. michelle would moan about everything, the driver is too slow. the food is rubbish. the passengers are too noisy- no one liked her.
on the final day of the tour, the coach stopped at the blarni stone. the driver explained that, if you kissed the stone, you would have good luck where ever you go. he went on to say that, because the stone was being cleaned today, no one could kiss it
michelle asked, why did you bring us to the stone if we can't see it?
the driver, determined to have an explanation replied that if you kissed someone who kissed the stone, you can still get the good luck
michelle asked him, and I suppose you've kissed it?
the driver sighed and said no, no, I havon't. but I've sat on it
the whole coach applauded
it had been a good tour, with lots of diffrent sites, lots of diffrent experiences, and plenty of happy people
well, all accept michelle. michelle would moan about everything, the driver is too slow. the food is rubbish. the passengers are too noisy- no one liked her.
on the final day of the tour, the coach stopped at the blarni stone. the driver explained that, if you kissed the stone, you would have good luck where ever you go. he went on to say that, because the stone was being cleaned today, no one could kiss it
michelle asked, why did you bring us to the stone if we can't see it?
the driver, determined to have an explanation replied that if you kissed someone who kissed the stone, you can still get the good luck
michelle asked him, and I suppose you've kissed it?
the driver sighed and said no, no, I havon't. but I've sat on it
the whole coach applauded
