Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
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Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Updated my profile for Halloween.
They should make a cat-themed spin-off of Paw Patrol...
And call it “Claw & Order.”
My psychologist tried saying today that Melania Trump is Indian 🤷
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
It's just a jump to the left..
The last four episodes of Wednesday season 2 were awesome! Can't wait for season 3!
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!
Really annoying when the town I live in only has one cinema and isn't playing The Toxic Avenger.
Can't believe how quickly the year is going! August already!
Little Johnny was taking the bus into town with his mom.
Mom: Johnny, if the bus driver asks how old you are, you must tell him you’re 6, not 7. That way, we’ll save twenty cents.
Sure enough, the bus arrived, and Johnny got on first.
Driver: How old are you, son?
Johnny: I’m 6, sir.
Driver: Hmm… really? And when will you be 7?
Johnny: That’ll be as soon as I get off this bus.
I had a dream I was banned on every forum I ever visited 😮
I hate this stupid asthma. My ribs, hips and chest hurt so much and I'm meant to be taking my aunty to the movies on Monday and it's Saturday afternoon already here 😭😭😭
You get 40 minutes to spend $5,000 in one store where are you going? -
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