I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
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When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
Also in the news, the national atheist church has applied for non-prophet status.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.
More people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
If I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
🍀🌈 @Crys is the winner of our St. Patrick’s Avatar Contest! Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 🌈🍀 -
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