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  1. Human lives are more valuable?

    I envy the animals for their short lifespan. They don't have to spend so much time suffering on this planet as humans do, not counting the lucky ones who die young.

  2. Being young and stupid is a punishable offense.

    Being young and stupid is a punishable offense.
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  3. It's even better to be a loin. :whistles:

    It's even better to be a loin. :whistles:
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  4. Progressive Dinner

    I have just one word: Ridiculous.

  5. Have kids before 25 or you're not human!

    "Flawed" is an understatement. Making a mistake once is understandable. Not learning absolutely anything and repeating the same mistake over and over again, despite being proven wrong at every turn, is... hmmm... I don't think there's a word in the language of men, elves or dwarfs that fits such...

  6. Do you allow multiple accounts on your forum?

    In Soviet Off Topix, the owner has multiple accounts! :whistles:

  7. Eyes hurt from reading

    I take them out of their sockets and put them in the glass of water. ;) :p

  8. Have kids before 25 or you're not human!

    I would rephrase that like this: My advice to everyone about having kids is never to do it. Don't bring them into the world to suffer. Life is nothing but the constant pain and suffering. I don't understand how humans, despite being a sentient species, can be so cruel and sadistic to their own...

  9. Sexy or overly revealing Halloween costumes?

    I'm offering free 'flesh to pillar of salt' conversions, if anyone is interested. :whistles:

  10. Zoo Therapy, anyone?

  11. Not being able to use a forum due to having adblock

    I run into such sites on regular basis, but I'm using a browser extension that allows me to bypass the blockade. It doesn't work as intended on some sites, though.

  12. Immigrants speak the language?

    I can understand and excuse migrants who are fleeing from a war in their country, like the Ukrainians fleeing from the Russian invasion to whichever country will have them, or, say, political migrants who are forced to leave their country to save themselves from political persecution, but once a...

  13. Disney Jewelry, anyone?

    Jewelry?!

  14. Zoo Therapy, anyone?

    I don't know. So far I haven't seen him doing either. He's not neutered. No, he's not an F-14 fighter jet. ;)

  15. The SlayerO (Doom/Gruffalo Parody)

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