If Internet Forums Were a Real Place (NOVEL Trilogy 1 RELEASE!!!)

I made this for laughs. It really doesn’t make sense, but I created characters with lore.

Draft

First edition to trilogy
Follows Max, Liam and Sadie as they are forced into a forum building of horrors followed by other children who face the same fate. Can they survive the AI surveillance?

Second edition
The Trio's rebellion is growing stronger. Can the Mods and Admins handle it all?

Third Edition
The Trio, and others are sent to a place due to their bad behavior. How will they survive?

Best Quotes

"Oh yay. Another day to be called a forum member. My dream since birth"

"Call me anything, but don’t you dare call me a forum member"

"Do Forum Members get candy? No? THEN I DON’T WANT TO BE ONE"

This was the first version which I hopefully managed to make it readable.

New 4th release coming. Here is a sneak peak of a song.

The Trio's Dubstep remix

Bzzzzz WUB WUB WUB...

I walk through the doors and I lose control,
Another badge, another protocol,
They scan my name, I try to stall—
But I hear that cursed roll call…
"YOU AAAAARRRREEEE…”

🎶 WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB
🎶 "A FORUMMMMM… MEEEEMMMMBERRRR!"

NOT TODAY!
I crank the speaker all the way!
The system shouts, I blow it away!
BASS BASS BASS 'til it breaks the day!

💬 “You… are… a FORUM MEMBER.”
DROP.
🎶 BWAAAAAAMMMMMMM
💬 “TERMS OF SERVICE AGREED.”
🎶 WUBWUBWUB BOOM
💬 “There’s no escape clause!”

🎶 “YOU AAAAARRREEE... A FORUUMMMMM MEEEEEMMBBERRR!”

wub-wub-wub-WUB-BASS DROP!!! 🎶

💬 “Badge not detected—error! Error!”
💬 “Registration complete. You belong here now.”
💬 “MEMBER. MEMBER. MEMBER.”

WHO’S A MEMBER NOW?!

🎶 “YOU ARE... YOU ARE... YOU AAAARRREEEEE... a FORUMMMMM MEEEMMMBERRRRR”
💥 DROP THE BASS.

🎶 “Oopsies! You flunked again, silly member!” 🎶
Mocking voice with a chipmunk tremor—
Flashing lights, but I’m not a pretender,
Just a rebel in a dubstep blender!

“You ARE… YOU AREEE…”
“...a FORUMMMMM MEEEMMMMMMBERRRRR—”

I got a rubber chicken for your forum rules!
I remix your mod voice and blast it in schools!
You want compliance? Try some dance tools!

🎶
BWAAHHHHH—DUBDUBDUBDUB-WUBBBBBBBBBB!!!

"You are a forum member… act like it.”
I act like THIS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🎶 WUB-WUB-WUB-BWAAAAAHHH!

SAAAAAAY IT AGAIN AND I’LL BLAST THIS WHOLE PLACE OFFLINE!

*Overlaid with glitchy dubstep drops, airhorns, and auto-tuned screams.*