You know it's going to be a bad day when your imaginary friend files a restraining order on you.
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How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
You’re not really supposed to do this, but this is what I do. Me: Training a new person at work.
When someone says, stop living in the past, I say, but the music was so much better then.
When you want to help people, you tell the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
One way to be hospitable, is to help visitors know when it’s time to leave.
Your handwriting is just your hand’s accent.
Everyone I know is a “snack getting stuck in a vending machine” away from total collapse.
*Places finger on cop’s lips-* ~ “Shhh…. We were both speeding, okay? I forgive you.”
When you’re in psychology class and you learn about the disorder you have.
Octopuses are just wet spiders.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
How come when I was a kid and lost a tooth it was all “Look at you, big guy!,” but now it’s just “Bro, you really gotta reconsider your life choices.”
If it's really the thought that counts, we're all screwed.
I just hit 82,000 POSTS!!!
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Rohan Rohan
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