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People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated,” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single.”
People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
Quite honestly, Officer, I wouldn`t have even pulled over had I known all you were going to do was criticize my driving.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Cheeto crumbs.
If Monday had a face... I`d punch it.
How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Chihuahua, Pekingese, Poodle, Pug. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Having pillow fights used to be fun, until the appearance of "Memory Foam"
My body hurts everywhere I touch it. My doctor told me I have a broken finger
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle or walk in place on a treadmill...
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They're free of charge!
My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris.
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