I keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and I just cant believe that I live in a time where i am getting my servant robots' names mixed up.
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Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
September showed up right on schedule, and lasted a whole month.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Just heard my knee crack so loud, I expected it to glow in the dark.
I was born a male and I identify as a male, but according to Stouffers portions, I'm a family of four.
This recipe calls for leftover bacon, and it might as well call for dragon tenderloin or bigfoot steaks.
My favorite part of summer is when it’s over.
Places finger on cop’s lips ~ “Shhh…. We were both speeding, okay? I forgive you.”
When today’s safety meeting is about what you did yesterday.
Your call is very important to us, please hold while we disconnect your call.
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
All the coffee beans in South America can`t make me a morning person.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
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