Grocery shopping is a constant battle between not buying snacks, so you won’t be tempted and being angry that there’s nothing to eat.
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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize that they meant autumn, and not the collapse of civilization.
What doesn’t kill you, makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life.
Amazonesia: When you forgot what you ordered this time.
Due to inflation, you may now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 8.9 seconds.
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer.
This whole DOGE thing is getting out of hand, my partner just sent me an email asking me to list 5 things I’ve done around the house by midnight tonight.
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
From this point on, all postings of pictures of pancakes will be considered a personal invitation to your house. 🥞
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I`m going to visit.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
One time I snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie, cause candy is for amateurs.
Theezy...
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?!? I have like 50 wooden balls... 🥑 -
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