Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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The shopping mall me and my partner just went to has their Christmas tree up already 🤦♀️
Working on a new blog for the new season of American Horror Story that will start Halloween 2026.
Christmas next month.
Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.
Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
Two months until Christmas
Hate getting a new laptop and it decides to do a very long update 🤦♀️
I was today years old when I found out that
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"
I said I wouldn't do another forum 😂🤦♀️
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word and my phone can’t spell it either.
I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"
By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂
Must be one of those days. I came back from the toilet to dry the wishes and didn't realize that I hadn't washed any yet 🤦♀️
Some people make me mad! 😡
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
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