Scrooge

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  Scrooge

• Today at 3:41 PM

🧩 Christmas Riddle

I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.

What am I?

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  Scrooge

• Nov 19, 2025

There are only 35 days left until Christmas!

Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!

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  Scrooge

• Nov 18, 2025

I tried to start a thread about procrastination… but I’ll post it tomorrow.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 16, 2025

What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 15, 2025

39 days until Christmas.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 8, 2025

Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 4, 2025

The shopping mall me and my partner just went to has their Christmas tree up already 🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Nov 1, 2025

Working on a new blog for the new season of American Horror Story that will start Halloween 2026.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 31, 2025

Christmas next month.

Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 27, 2025

Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 25, 2025

Two months until Christmas

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  Scrooge

• Oct 24, 2025

Hate getting a new laptop and it decides to do a very long update 🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Oct 24, 2025

I was today years old when I found out that
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"

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  Scrooge

• Oct 21, 2025

I said I wouldn't do another forum 😂🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Oct 20, 2025

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 19, 2025

Mountains aren't just funny.

They're hill areas.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 17, 2025

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word and my phone can’t spell it either.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 17, 2025

I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"

By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂

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  Scrooge

• Oct 16, 2025

Must be one of those days. I came back from the toilet to dry the wishes and didn't realize that I hadn't washed any yet 🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Oct 16, 2025

Some people make me mad! 😡