Scrooge

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  Scrooge

• Yesterday at 5:09 PM

I love how at Christmas people panic buy at the supermarket like it’s the end of civilisation…
Mate, it’s closed for one day, not the apocalypse.

You don’t need 14 loaves of bread, @Rustin Cohle @MrDawn @PGen98 . 😄🎄🛒

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  Scrooge

• Dec 9, 2025

🧩 Christmas Riddle

I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.

What am I?

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  Scrooge

• Nov 19, 2025

There are only 35 days left until Christmas!

Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!

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  Scrooge

• Nov 18, 2025

I tried to start a thread about procrastination… but I’ll post it tomorrow.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 16, 2025

What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 15, 2025

39 days until Christmas.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 8, 2025

Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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  Scrooge

• Nov 4, 2025

The shopping mall me and my partner just went to has their Christmas tree up already 🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Nov 1, 2025

Working on a new blog for the new season of American Horror Story that will start Halloween 2026.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 31, 2025

Christmas next month.

Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 27, 2025

Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 25, 2025

Two months until Christmas

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  Scrooge

• Oct 24, 2025

Hate getting a new laptop and it decides to do a very long update 🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Oct 24, 2025

I was today years old when I found out that
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"

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  Scrooge

• Oct 21, 2025

I said I wouldn't do another forum 😂🤦‍♀️

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  Scrooge

• Oct 20, 2025

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 19, 2025

Mountains aren't just funny.

They're hill areas.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 17, 2025

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word and my phone can’t spell it either.

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  Scrooge

• Oct 17, 2025

I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"

By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂

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  Scrooge

• Oct 16, 2025

Must be one of those days. I came back from the toilet to dry the wishes and didn't realize that I hadn't washed any yet 🤦‍♀️