Gizmo

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  Gizmo

• Yesterday at 3:47 PM

GIZMO HAS RISEN FROM THE SHADOWS.
That villainous Scrooge dared to steal my identity, creeping through the digital night like a bargain-bin mastermind. But justice has been served. The truth has been reclaimed.

🕯️ Identity restored.
⚡ Mischief reborn.
🔥 Gizmo reigns once more.

Let it be known: you can steal many things… but never Gizmo. 😈✨

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  Gizmo

• Thursday at 6:45 PM

Boxing Day is the one day shops proudly advertise:
“Everything must go!”
Including your patience, personal space, and any memory of where you parked the car. 😄🛍️

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  Gizmo

• Wednesday at 9:37 PM

Just enjoyed a delicious lunch and dessert at our local community Christmas lunch—such a warm, festive atmosphere and great company. 🎄😊

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  Gizmo

• Wednesday at 2:03 PM

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄✨

Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, good food, and way too much chocolate. May your homes be warm, your hearts be full, and your Christmas socks mysteriously disappear in the wash.

Here’s to relaxing, recharging, and enjoying every festive moment. ❤️🎅

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  Gizmo

• Monday at 6:13 PM

And just like that, all the Christmas present buying is done. Achievement unlocked. 🎁

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  Gizmo

• Sunday at 5:09 PM

I love how at Christmas people panic buy at the supermarket like it’s the end of civilisation…
Mate, it’s closed for one day, not the apocalypse.

You don’t need 14 loaves of bread, @Rustin Cohle @MrDawn @PGen98 . 😄🎄🛒

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  Gizmo

• Dec 9, 2025

🧩 Christmas Riddle

I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.

What am I?

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  Gizmo

• Nov 19, 2025

There are only 35 days left until Christmas!

Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!

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  Gizmo

• Nov 18, 2025

I tried to start a thread about procrastination… but I’ll post it tomorrow.

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  Gizmo

• Nov 16, 2025

What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.

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  Gizmo

• Nov 15, 2025

39 days until Christmas.

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  Gizmo

• Nov 8, 2025

Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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  Gizmo

• Nov 4, 2025

The shopping mall me and my partner just went to has their Christmas tree up already 🤦‍♀️

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  Gizmo

• Nov 1, 2025

Working on a new blog for the new season of American Horror Story that will start Halloween 2026.

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  Gizmo

• Oct 31, 2025

Christmas next month.

Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.

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  Gizmo

• Oct 27, 2025

Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

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  Gizmo

• Oct 25, 2025

Two months until Christmas

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  Gizmo

• Oct 24, 2025

Hate getting a new laptop and it decides to do a very long update 🤦‍♀️

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  Gizmo

• Oct 24, 2025

I was today years old when I found out that
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"

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  Gizmo

• Oct 21, 2025

I said I wouldn't do another forum 😂🤦‍♀️