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  1. Full Metal Alchemist Signature!

    Empty spaces are good when used well but the focal looks a bit lost there. It could be because it blends in so well with the background. Text is a bit separated from the focus point of the sig, so your eyes go in two directions. A bit of a distraction. Is that a C4D? Because the colours are real...
  2. The REAL ending to The Empire Strikes Back

    EPISODE V IS COMPLETELY SCREWED OVER NOW Just cos Anakin Skywalker doesn't HAVE any hair left. =[ And then gets burnt to oblivion in the end by a guy in an awesome black Jedi Knight costume thing.
  3. What entertains you?

    Stupid people. 4chan. 20th century British sitcoms. Getting high on caffeine and sugar. Pretending to be a boy in an all boys' school. Going to church and yelling THIS IS A NOT A MOSQUE really loud when everyone's eyes are meant to be shut and their heads are bowed in prayer. Then running out.
  4. Stalker Signature! [Latest Signature!]

    Nah the kind of...film strip...thing...thing border has been around for a bit, I use it a lot too. I guess it just frames the sig, if you wanted to be pedantic about it. Not bad, I like the overall gradient. It's a bit busy on the right, but I guess there's not much you can do about it. I...
  5. What are you listening to now?

    Children of the Grave - Black Sabbath.
  6. metal

    Killswitch Engage is the biggest pile of shit I have ever heard. Sorry. Depends if you like more the 21st century metal, or more 'classic' metal. I mostly listen to the latter, it's less screaming, less noise, more MUSIC. Metallica Iron Maiden Megadeth Led Zeppelin (they may not seem...
  7. Accents

    This is confusing, so close your eyes for the next few lines: Americans say I have a British accent. Brits say I have an Australian accent with a bit of a 'British tone.' Finns say I sound like a dipshit. Which is fair enough. Australians say I sound American, more specifically, like a...
  8. Off Topix's Dragon!!

    I've been randomly clicking but not keeping count, just give me a bajillion dollars and we'll call it even. Nah. I hope it grows up to be more dragon shaped, it looks like some lizard doped up on faggotry at the moment.
  9. Today's Achievements & Accomplishments

    Yes they do. >.> I unlocked yet another Paramour Achievement on Mass Effect. That better count, because I did not just have blue alien sex for nothing. Mass Effect being a computer game.
  10. What annoys you?

    The girlfriends of people at gaming expos who look at demo games like Assassin's Creed 2 without even understanding ANYTHING and then say, This game sucks.
  11. What are you wearing at the moment.

    Heh funny how people don't often talk about ALL the things they're wearing. I guess we should just assume them to be constant. (Except Nebulous.) Ride the Lightning shirt, jeans and my pilgrim hat. I think. Oh well. It's a cool hat.
  12. What are you listening to now?

    Robot Rock - Daft Punk.
  13. Scrape your Windshield

    I live in Australia, a place where ice on windshields is unheard of. On the rare occasion, you might see some little icy beads on the goddamn grass, but that only happens in the dead of winter.
  14. Smoked House.... Please help

    Open all the windows, get some kind of air flowing. And see if you can go someplace else for the night, don't stay there unless it's really clear, because inhaling smoke doesn't sound like a good idea. Do you have a fan or something to..project...the smoke...outside? And vinegar. Baking soda...
  15. How far..

    I'm not very good at helping people. I usually make things worse because I am so tactless. I also don't think much about people's feelings. So I leave the helping to someone else. But if it's something brainless like washing the dishes for my aunty because she has to spend the night at my...
  16. Game threads

    I wouldn't do it for my post count, my ego, or my non existent penis, but I will post in a forum game if it's fun. OR IF SKILLET IS TRYING TO WIN.
  17. Internet Costs

    Telstra broadband whatever whatever. It sucks. I don't know how fast it's supposed to be but I get 25 GB a month for $79. Massive rip off.
  18. Do you smoke?

    No, and never will. End of.
  19. Favourite footballers?

    Football here is AFL. I support Geelong, and we've got some damn good players. I've got a friend who says they're assholes, but whatever. Good footy players. Both Gary Abletts, father and son, Jimmy Bartel, are my favourites.
  20. Teen drowned 4 yr old to protect secret

    That's sickening. I feel sorry for the kid, to have been molested and then killed. Isn't fair. I hope that the boy doesn't get out too quickly. You can see how sex crimes can turn into murder - all it takes is something like resistance.
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