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  1. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Favorite Forum Software

    That you like vBulletin but consider IPB too bloated is just downright hilarious.
  2. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Least Favorite Forum Software

    phpBB contributed quite a bit to forums coded in php. I'm not a fan of it, but I can't knock it.
  3. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Real First Name?

    2 questions... 1) Who built the statue? 2) What's your brother's name, dammit?!
  4. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    The Most Dangerous Gangs on Earth

    PR gag. GJ buying into it.
  5. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    The Most Dangerous Gangs on Earth

    Way to underestimate the intelligence of the FBI. If it was "just a few morons", they wouldn't register as a blip on the radar of organized crime. Like it or not, criminals be hijacking your face paint.
  6. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    The Most Dangerous Gangs on Earth

    Hello Juggalo, umadbro? ;)
  7. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    The Most Dangerous Gangs on Earth

    Maybe Juggalos should be in that list. The FBI seems to have deemed ICP fans a threat.
  8. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Remove a state

    How about we just prevent Puerto Rico from becoming a state?
  9. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Prostitution

    Regardless of how the money leaves the wallet, the reality is that sex is being paid for. Dating and hookers both cost money, but there's no need to impress a hooker, and they're not drama queens about it when you tell them to go home afterwards. Prostitutes have their place in the world. I...
  10. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Which os do you have

    Don't hate on XP, boss. That was Microsoft's first worthwhile OS. XP was the first MS OS I was able to get 6 months + uptime on. Hell, that was even better than MS-DOS!
  11. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Remove a state

    Texas, make it its own country. Then I'll happily move there.
  12. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Which os do you have

    It must be quite complicated to downgrade a computer from windows 8 to windows 8. :|
  13. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Where You 'uns From?

    Like, the valley?
  14. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Where You 'uns From?

    You might not be from where you think you're from. I know I was a little surprised to learn that I speak like I come from Alabama (just call me Forrest Gump, I guess). Take the test and be amazed...
  15. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Don't know how to use this thing!

    I think I have a woman stashed in the basement somewhere. Those creatures are a mystery.
  16. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    UPDATE (US going back?): Al-Qaeda takes city in Iraq

    I say we let it. They get pissed at us for interfering, and I can understand why. How would you like it if they came over here and started killing our government leaders to "help us"? Personally, I'd be thankful because the bastards deserve it, but I don't imagine many folks share that...
  17. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    You people are hostile!

    I'm sure he was. That didn't stop me from grassing him (all in good fun).
  18. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    You people are hostile!

    Sure, in 2 easy steps. 1) Find chick wearing desired shade of lipstick. 2) Kiss her until it transfers. This could take a while if she's wearing non-smudge lipstick, but keep at it. Perseverance is key!
  19. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    You people are hostile!

    Off-topic: You need to learn how to apply lipstick, bro.
  20. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    You people are hostile!

    On sites where visitor communication is comment-based, most administrators tend to delete aggressive comments. Just because you don't see the hate doesn't mean it hasn't been posted. It may well have simply been deleted. :)
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