30 great one-liners

[Jazzy]

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[font=tahoma, geneva, sans-serif]I'm going to have to write some of these down for future use.

 

[DrLeftover]

There is a good Woody Allen line in the Glossary:



[size=-1]I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

- Woody Allen (born 1935)[/size]

 

[Jazzy]

There is a good Woody Allen line in the Glossary:



I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

- Woody Allen (born 1935)

Coming from him, I bet he heard no quite often.

 

[DrLeftover]

[size=-1]Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) [/size]

 

[Sinon]

'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.'



Hah.

 

[DrLeftover]

[size=-1]Aliquando et insanire iucundum est (Sometimes it is enjoyable to be insane)

- Seneca the Younger (4 BC - 65 AD) [/size]

 

[Evil Eye]

'Trying is the first step towards failure.'



Can't argue with that

 

[DrLeftover]

[size=-1]The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

- Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) [/size]