A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word

[MrMetroid]

• Energizer Bunny arrested - Charged with Battery
  
• A pessimist's blood type is always B Negative
  
• Practice safe eating - Always use use condiments
  
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
  
• Shotgun Wedding: A case of Wife or Death
  
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
  
• Marriage is the mourning after the knot before
  
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes
  
• Corduroy pillows are making head-Lines
  
• A book on voyeurism: a peeping tome
  
• Sea captains don't like crew cuts
  
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  
• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter
  
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
  
• A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor
  
• Without geography, life is pointless
  
• When oyu dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination
  
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red
  
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
  
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
  

 

[The Dragon Master]

Very good

 

[Evil Eye]