So here's a story I started to do on a random impulse. And pretty much let the Random go wild on here. And finally got back around to it yesterday to finish it off. Enjoy!
So once a upon a time in a little town in Arizona. Lived a man named Tucket. Tucket was a nice young man. But some found him to be a bit weird. As he had a talking Wolfââ¬â¢s head for a left hand. Which this talking Wolfââ¬â¢s head was called Bubba. And Bubba was a bit of a poetic kind of head. Often making poems about his lack of a body and his current position in life. But despite that, Tucket had a good life. That is until a magic bag of Rice came into his life and caused him to take a trip. A trip to a big city in North Carolina that took many days and nights. And was often filled with many dangerous terrors, like Mimes for example. But the reason for why this magic bag of Rice caused him to take this trip is cause of an ancient Ninja Master known as Jack The Scrappa. Who was unable to leave Arizona due to a minor dispute back in the late 70ââ¬â¢s. Which from most accounts by those that heard about it. Said it had involved a large number of Nuns.
And so Tucket went off to North Carolina with a magic bag of Rice. Thinking the trip wouldnââ¬â¢t be all that bad. Little would he know how wrong he would be! Meanwhile, off in Asia. A young 13 year old girl named Bundubba was gearing up for a rip roaring adventure to find her grandfather Jack The Scrappa, And maybe find her self a gullible husband that would hopefully be American and be able to help get her citizenship. Course this young girl had no idea of what she would come across during her search. Or how sheââ¬â¢d get swept up in the wake of the Bieber/Twilight craze. Or would find herself wanting to have just as big a booty as Kim Kardashian. But her tale shall come soon enough! Course she will be safe and sound from two crazy stoners.
These two crazy stoners I speak most well of. Who are well known to those in the world of Stoners and Ravers and the like. Their tale began one evening when Chris got stoned on some African styled Weed that left him out of his mind for many a day. And some think he still is. And his journey brought him to where his new found friend Pubbins lived. And together, these two caused all sorts of chaos and the like with their weed smoking ways. Not even the Cops will come near them. As not even their gas masks can help protect them from getting seriously buzzed! Tucket even encountered these guys at one point during his journey to North Carolina! Even helped fight in the War of Clean and Fresh. You might wonder what exactly the point of all this is. But the only thing I can really tell you is that some day, far in the future. Everyone in this story. Will all have their parts to play. As well as their stories told. Such as how Chris actually wound up becoming friends with Pubbins. And why exactly Bundubba wanted a Kim Kardashian booty. But today, is not that day!
So once a upon a time in a little town in Arizona. Lived a man named Tucket. Tucket was a nice young man. But some found him to be a bit weird. As he had a talking Wolfââ¬â¢s head for a left hand. Which this talking Wolfââ¬â¢s head was called Bubba. And Bubba was a bit of a poetic kind of head. Often making poems about his lack of a body and his current position in life. But despite that, Tucket had a good life. That is until a magic bag of Rice came into his life and caused him to take a trip. A trip to a big city in North Carolina that took many days and nights. And was often filled with many dangerous terrors, like Mimes for example. But the reason for why this magic bag of Rice caused him to take this trip is cause of an ancient Ninja Master known as Jack The Scrappa. Who was unable to leave Arizona due to a minor dispute back in the late 70ââ¬â¢s. Which from most accounts by those that heard about it. Said it had involved a large number of Nuns.
And so Tucket went off to North Carolina with a magic bag of Rice. Thinking the trip wouldnââ¬â¢t be all that bad. Little would he know how wrong he would be! Meanwhile, off in Asia. A young 13 year old girl named Bundubba was gearing up for a rip roaring adventure to find her grandfather Jack The Scrappa, And maybe find her self a gullible husband that would hopefully be American and be able to help get her citizenship. Course this young girl had no idea of what she would come across during her search. Or how sheââ¬â¢d get swept up in the wake of the Bieber/Twilight craze. Or would find herself wanting to have just as big a booty as Kim Kardashian. But her tale shall come soon enough! Course she will be safe and sound from two crazy stoners.
These two crazy stoners I speak most well of. Who are well known to those in the world of Stoners and Ravers and the like. Their tale began one evening when Chris got stoned on some African styled Weed that left him out of his mind for many a day. And some think he still is. And his journey brought him to where his new found friend Pubbins lived. And together, these two caused all sorts of chaos and the like with their weed smoking ways. Not even the Cops will come near them. As not even their gas masks can help protect them from getting seriously buzzed! Tucket even encountered these guys at one point during his journey to North Carolina! Even helped fight in the War of Clean and Fresh. You might wonder what exactly the point of all this is. But the only thing I can really tell you is that some day, far in the future. Everyone in this story. Will all have their parts to play. As well as their stories told. Such as how Chris actually wound up becoming friends with Pubbins. And why exactly Bundubba wanted a Kim Kardashian booty. But today, is not that day!
