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A Naughty Little Poem

Randy

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She whispered will it hurt me?

Of course not answered he

It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me.



She said I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore.



It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.



Calm yourself he whispered

His face filled with a grin

Try and open wider

So I can get it in.



It's coming now he whispered

I know she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said I am glad I'm having this.



And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.



She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while.



Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!
 
Too cute.....
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Oh come on, the dentist would not say it's coming now, or try and open wider so I can get in. Still, it tricked me...nice poem =D
 
Freddy said:
She whispered will it hurt me?

Of course not answered he

It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me.



She said I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore.



It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.



Calm yourself he whispered

His face filled with a grin

Try and open wider

So I can get it in.



It's coming now he whispered

I know she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said I am glad I'm having this.



And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.



She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while.



Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!



lmfao
 
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