A woman's poem

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Funny email I just got from someone..

A WOMAN'S POEM:



Before I lay me down to sleep,





I pray for a man who's not a creep,





One who's handsome, smart and strong.





One who loves to listen long,





One who thinks before he speaks,





One who'll call, not wait for weeks.



I pray he's rich and self-employed,





And when I spend, won't be annoyed.





Pull out my chair and hold my hand.





Massage my feet and help me stand.





Oh send a king to make me queen.





A man who loves to cook and clean.





I pray this man will love no other.





And relish visits with my mother..



___________________________________





A MAN'S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with





big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,





and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This





doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t..​

 

[Sam.]

The man's poem made me laugh. Thanks for sharing

.

 

[Raven]

Hahahahha. That is brilliant!

 

[Evil Eye]

I wonder which one's more likely...

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I thought it was pretty good too..

 

[Princess]

I seen that before--heck, I've sent that email before.

And I know that guy

Nearly every guy I've ever known.....

 

[McConnaughay]

Yeah.. That's not gonna happen

Very clever though.