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Amazing talking cow

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A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.



Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.



Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer. Yes, yes, the man replied.



Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She doesn't know a thing about cars.
 
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