An unhappy meal

[Jazzy]

What kind of toy would be provided in an unhappy meal?

 

[Ashlynn S]

A broken one

 

[Duskpire]

E coli poisoning makes the best unhappy meal toy.

 

[PGen98]

A furby with a battery that doesn't die.

 

[Laifot]

Talking dolls with no visible switch to turn it off.

 

[zoldos]

Dried up Play Doh. lol

 

[Altair]

A furby with a battery that doesn't die.

Yes this.
Or finding no toy at all.

 

[zoldos]

A freshly severed ear.

 

[Sharon]

Missing apple slices (real story, I had to convince my toddler that the apple are sliced up in replacement were the 'real kind')

I agree with @Ashlynn S - a broken one would be highly unfortunate.

 

[Ashlynn S]

A freshly severed ear.

Sounds.... chewy

 

[zoldos]

Sounds.... chewy

hehe I was going to slow cook it.

 

[Ashlynn S]

hehe I was going to slow cook it.

With fava beans?

 

[JennyorAlice]

I think all of the above would be enough for me. Especially the e. coli. I've actually had that.

 

[zoldos]

With fava beans?

I was thinking more like potatoes, onions, and a ham hock. hehe

 

[Jazzy]

Dead batteries with a note saying "Toy not included"

 

[PGen98]

Dead batteries with a note saying "Toy not included"

The ultimate revenge!

 

[Ashlynn S]

Dead batteries with a note saying "Toy not included"

Dead anything really, like a hamster or mouse, that would be pretty grim.

 

[Demon_skeith]

The wrong toy! Nothing like dashing expectations!

 

[zoldos]

Dead batteries with a note saying "Toy not included"

That's mean!!! hehe

 

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