Arrr find ye new pirate identity

[The Dragon Master]

Mine is :



Dread Pirate Vanessa

Arrrr, you love grog and firing your cannon, hacking off limbs and burying your plunder where no man-jack will ever find it, even you. That's because you never write down where you put stuff- you're still trying to find your cutlass. It's behind the couch, matey.



The link is: http://stupidstuff.org/main/piratemaker.htm

 

[Jazzy]

You Are:

Big Tits Teresa



Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.

 

[The Dragon Master]

You Are:

Big Tits Teresa



Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.

 

[Evil Eye]

The Iron Fist

(formerly known as Evil)



Also known as The Pirate Who Never Bathes, your body odor is so terrible that most of your victims surrender long before you even board there ship, especially if you're upwind of them. Even your parrot wears a clothspin on its beak. Arrrrr!

 

[MrMetroid]

You Are:

Big Tits Teresa

You Are:

Wilhelm The Dense

(formerly known as James)



Siver me timbers, you're known as The Pirate Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel. In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.

 

[Evil Eye]

Aww, poor Metroid...

 

[Rapunzel]

Crew-Killer Carlita.



Your fearsome stare and shrill voice would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.

 

[Evil Eye]

I can see that stare in your avatar already!

 

[Sam.]

You Are:

Dan The Danger-Prone

(formerly known as Samuel)



You're known as The Pirate Who Might Just Be A Little Too In-Touch With His Feminine Side. The cabin-boys are all scared of you and your crew thinks you wear way too much pink and too many ruffles. There's almost no doubt you should have been a priest.

 

[Flurry]

You Are:

Long Dong Silver

(formerly known as Robert)

Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.

​

 

[Jazzy]

You Are:

Long Dong Silver

(formerly known as Robert)

Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.

​

You and I were meant for each other

 

[Flurry]

[quote name='Sci']You Are:

Long Dong Silver

(formerly known as Robert)

Your long pirate careeer has reulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.

​

You and I were meant for each other

[/quote]



Lol! Looks like it!

 

[Evil Eye]

Are you two going to hook up then?

 

[Flurry]

Are you two going to hook up then?

Lol, nice one there!

 

[Masri]

You Are:

Wilhelm The Dense

(formerly known as Austin)





Siver me timbers, you're known as The Pirate Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel. In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.





D:

 

[MrMetroid]

You Are:

Wilhelm The Dense

(formerly known as Austin)





Siver me timbers, you're known as The Pirate Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel. In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.





D:

Ah well at least I'm not the only one that got that

 

[JasonBegheFanGirl]

You Are:

The Insatiable Stacey

(formerly known as Sarah)



You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!

 

[The Dragon Master]

You Are:

The Insatiable Stacey

(formerly known as Sarah)



You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!

Oh dear

 

[Jazzy]

You Are:

The Insatiable Stacey

(formerly known as Sarah)



You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!

 

[Evil Eye]

You Are:

The Insatiable Stacey

Oh boy