Awesome Quotes

[MrMetroid]

I'll never forget the time he tripped over his feces... What? Oh his LACES!



Paul O'Grady

 

[Odie]

who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Brian

 

[Alien]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, eventually you're gonna get pissed off

 

[MrMetroid]

Hello, I'm Susan Boyle and I'd like to say hello to my brother Frankie *waves* - Andy Parsons (If you don't watch Mock The Week you'd probably won't get that joke)

 

[Odie]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, eventually you're gonna get pissed off

 

[Corleone]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

 

[MrMetroid]

Standing in a park today wondering, why does a frisby appear larger the close it gets. And then it hit me - Stewart Francis

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.



-Forrest Gump

 

[Outkaztt]

Math is like sex:



Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply!

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Except you dont need a bed.

 

[Outkaztt]

Except you dont need a bed.

You could always use the couch, or even the stairs!

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination

 

[Outkaztt]

I dunno just get me another bucket of fried chicken Sam form iCarly. XD

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain

 

[Outkaztt]

When I die, I'll kill you! That was my random word of the day thing on facebook lmao.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

 

[Outkaztt]

RyNebulous: Ohh man, that's a nice package, Kuzco.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Hate the sin, love the sinner

 

[Outkaztt]

back back back back back...Gone! - Chrish Berman.

 

[MrMetroid]

In this following report, Gerry Adams is voiced by actor... Samuel L Jackson. I'll tell you about the peace proceedings mother *bleep*!



Frankie Boyle here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWMVVpOsjko/