Balls on your pizza

[DrLeftover]

Another Teenager, another stupid stunt

SEPTEMBER 16---Angered that a customer called in a pizza order right before closing time, a Texas teenager allegedly rubbed his genitals on the patron’s pie as he prepared the takeout order, police allege.

Brent Bradley told cops that when he arrived at Papa Murphy’s pizza in Georgetown, a city 25 miles north of Austin, he spotted worker Austin Michael Symonds “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” according to a criminal complaint detailing the September 2 incident.

When confronted by the customer--who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese--the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

During a police interview, Symonds “admitted to rubbing his testicles on Mr. Bradley’s pizza,” according to the complaint sworn by Detective Chris Brown.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen-worker-rubbed-his-testicles-on-takeout-pizza-576432

 

[Dee]

RE: Another Teenager, another stupid stunt

*sigh*

That's disgusting. The kid needed to be arrested and I hope he learned a good lesson about this. Maybe someone should rub their balls all over his food and make him eat it.

 

[Jazzy]

RE: Another Teenager, another stupid stunt

Umm..was this a take and bake pizza? How did his balls not get burnt on the HOT pizza?

 

[Dee]

RE: Another Teenager, another stupid stunt

Umm..was this a take and bake pizza? How did his balls not get burnt on the HOT pizza?

They make the pizza there and the customer comes and picks it up and then bakes it at home. I freakin' hate Papa Murphy's. Their pizza is garbage, so putting a nut sack on it wouldn't compromise the flavors, probably. xD But still, this is gross.

 

[Jazzy]

RE: Another Teenager, another stupid stunt

Umm..was this a take and bake pizza? How did his balls not get burnt on the HOT pizza?

They make the pizza there and the customer comes and picks it up and then bakes it at home. I freakin' hate Papa Murphy's. Their pizza is garbage, so putting a nut sack on it wouldn't compromise the flavors, probably. xD But still, this is gross.

Thanks for letting me know where to NEVER order pizza.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/16/austin-symonds-scrotum-pizza_n_5829448.html

Does this pizza taste a little... nutty?

A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy's pizza franchise faces criminal charges after a customer caught him in the act of rubbing his scrotum on an uncooked stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza that he'd ordered, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

When the customer asked Austin Symonds how old he was, he replied that he was 18, KEYE reports.

"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza," the customer said, according to the station.

"Yes," Symonds replied. "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid."

Symonds was apparently upset that an order had come in just before closing time. He allegedly admitted to police that he'd probably have fulfilled the order with the tainted pizza if he hadn't been caught.

Symonds is charged with tampering with a consumer product. He was released on $10,000 bail.

Papa Murphy's is a Washington-based chain that makes take-and-bake pizza.

It's a fast-food failure that's not unlike a story HuffPost Weird News reported last year, in which a Subway employee admitted to reporters that he put his penis on sandwich bread, then posted photos of the act on Instagram.

 

[Shortie]

Oh wow, it's things like this that really do make me wonder why I still order from takeaways. I mean I am not saying that all people do this or would ever consider it but when you see stories like this it can make you wonder.

What a sick individual.

 

[DrLeftover]

perhaps the two threads should be merged

http://offtopix.com/showthread.php?tid=29969

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

perhaps the two threads should be merged

http://offtopix.com/showthread.php?tid=29969

Oops, they're merged now.