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emily

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one evening, while driving home, a father realises he's forgotten to get a present for his daughter's birthday

so, he finds the toy shop just as it's about to close, goes inside and asks the saleswoman, do you have any barbie dolls?

she replies yes, we got barbie at the beach for $10, barbie pop star for $10, barbie sleepover for $10, barbie shopkeeper for $10, and divorce barbie for $1000

the man asks, what?. why would you charge that much for a barbie doll?

woman sighs and says, well sir, divorce barbie comes with ken's house, ken's boat, ken's furniture, ken's car, one of ken's best friends, and ken's private jet.
 
Damn. Ken's divorce lawyer must've sucked. :p
 

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