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best drunken experience?

Several years ago I passed the state insurance license exam while still about half lit from a late night party with several others who had gone together to take the exam.

Out of six or seven from this area who went to take the test, only three of us passed the first time. I didn't tell the manager of the company I was working for that instead of a last minute cram session on insurance law I'd spent the night drinking and watching a football playoff game in the hotel bar.

From then on, whenever I had to take some sort of exam, I made sure I'd had a belt or two the night before. And, so far, I've done OK.

I passed the food service sanitation exam, the union shop steward test, several Learning Tree class tests, as well as the First Aid/AED-CPR test (and several Re-certification tests) after spending a long evening with several adult beverages.


"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

- Hunter S. Thompson (1937 - 2005)
 

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