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blonde jigsaw puzzle

emily

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a blonde called her husband and asked, can you come home and help me?. I am trying to complete a jigsaw puzzle

so the husband asked, what's the picture?

blonde says well, acording to the box, I'm trying to make a tiger

well the husband thinks he better come over, and when he opens the door, the blonde shows him the puzzle peaces on the table.

the husband looks for a while, sighs and says okay, well, I have 3 things I need to tell you.

number 1: you will never make those puzzle peaces in to a tiger

number 2: I want you to sit down, while I put the kettle on and make you a nice cup of tea

and number 3: after you have had your tea, I am going to help you put all the cornflakes back in the box
 
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