Would-be Barbie wants to be a dizzier blonde

[Jazzy]

A Californian woman who is obsessed with Barbie is having hypnotherapy treatment to make her more stupid.

Blondie Bennett, 38, pays for weekly sessions designed to make her more easily confused and vacant.

Ms Bennett, who changed her name a year and a half ago, has also spent £25K on five boob jobs and regularly has spray tans, Botox and lip fillers.

She said: "I've had 20 sessions and I'm already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time.

"Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn't remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals.

"I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum's house - the house where I grew up."

Ms Bennett says her obsession with Barbie began at a young age when playing with the children's favourite.

In her teens she dressed like Barbie, bleached her hair and even had drove a Corvette like her hero.

Then at age 18 she took on promotional jobs at toy stores pretending to be Barbie.

"People thought it was just a phase but I thought to myself as soon as I move out of home I'm going to turn myself into Barbie," she said.

Ms Bennett doesn't have a job but supports her lifestyle by selling sexy pictures of herself dressed as Barbie online.

She said: "People can criticise me but this is who I am - I want my transformation to be head to toe, inside and out."

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Umm, I think anyone whose hero is Barbie, is ditzy enough. Just sayin'

What do you think?

 

[Evil Eye]

Umm, I think anyone whose hero is Barbie, is ditzy enough. Just sayin'

I think anyone who wants to be ditzy is ditzy enough.

 

[Nebulous]

She is too old to look like barbie, sorry that ship has sailed.

 

[Evil Eye]

She is too old to look like barbie, sorry that ship has sailed.

Too young you mean, Barbie's 55 years old.

 

[Nebulous]

She is too old to look like barbie, sorry that ship has sailed.

Too young you mean, Barbie's 55 years old.

Barbie is a piece of plastic that doesn't look like a 38 year old woman or a 55 year old woman

 

[wirelessguru1]

That's a bad name for hypnotherapy treatments!