Body Odor

[Jazzy]

What would you do if you had to work with someone who has offensive body odor? Would you really have the nerve to tell that person?

 

[Raven]

Somebody at work was told once to go home.. She never came back.

 

[Corleone]

I'd spray them with a can of axe.

After P.E., if someone smells really bad, I'll just offer them my spray.

 

[Odie]

I couldn't, how about you Jazzy?

 

[The Dragon Master]

I don't think I'd have the nerve to tell them outright, but I'd try in a subtle way.

 

[Jazzy]

I wouldn't be able to do this

 

[Jazzy]

I could and have done this. I worked with a guy who we called The Goat because he smelled so rank and nasty. I gave him a few clues, like attaching a bag full of soap, shampoo, deodorant, one of those toilet bowl cleaners that hang on the rim of the bowl and women's feminine spray to his locker. When he didn't grasp the hint I took it upon myself to make it clear what I wanted him to do.

I enlisted the help of the men to give this scummy freak a GI shower which they did gladly, using the bag of stuff I'd bought for this purpose.

Turns out, this guy was a total crack whore and had he bathed regularly his high would be weaker, because a layer of filth over his skin holds the dope inside him giving a stronger, longer lasting high.

I will never understand the attraction of crack.

OMG! I would have barfed if I had to smell that guy. Good on you Smooth for your part in enlisting the men at work to shower this nasty guy I don't understand the attraction to crack either

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I'd tell them unless they were Hindu or whatever that religion is where the men dont shower / wear deodorant.

 

[StevenF50]

I'd just be like what the hell use some spray mate.

 

[ThaBawse]

I would get them some AXE body spray, of course. Then slap them behind the head.

 

[StevenF50]

I would accutally tell them to get either get rid of that pong from yourself or get away from me.

 

[Novax]

I actually do and it is not funny at all, Im sure he only has a wash at christmas, for a prank I put some Lynx and in his Locker, he was like who the :c: put that there. Me and the other bus boys were rofl

 

[StevenF50]

Lol did he use it?