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Have you ever wanted to chat with God? Here's your chance.

:arrow: chatwithigod.com

Post some of the chats you have with our heavenly father.
 
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Aaron
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Aaron.
Me:
So I have a virus on my computer. I am wondering seeing as you're God and all... if you can fix it.
God:
Hmm. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Why do you wonder? Are all seeing as me God and all? I am not sure about your hypothesis. " Are all seeing as me God and all?"? Can I fix it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you better
God:
Well that's okay. Who is going to make me?
Me:
Me.
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
Put lemon juce in your eyes
God:
OK I will put it there.
 
DrLeftover said:
Keyword responsive programs and Artificial Intelligence have come a long way since the old dos-based "ask Eliza" program and its various clones.

yet they still suck...
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jasmin
God:
Hi, Jasmin.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
But is god real?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Jasmin.
Me:
so your not god?
God:
Uh. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
But if you believe in god, how can you be god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Errr what?
God:
Um, Are you surprised?
Me:
No confused, you make no sense
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?


AHAHAHAHAHAHHA that is hilarious.
 
these type of things aren't meant to be serious...
 
nor this thread was meant to be a debate... :tup:
 
Not really a threat to something that's not real. It's just a joke.

I get so many of these types of jokes being a witch, but I don't take it to heart.
 
I don't see the fun in it either. Looks more like someone wanting to make a mockery out of God. I wouldn't want to partake in such a site either out of respect for God.
 
Why didn't they just give it a different name then? They could have called him Sam, Mike, Bob or one of countless other names. The name affects nothing as to the functionality of the website so there was no reason to call Him God. I imagine part of the "fun" was implying that you were speaking to God as opposed to just a replica of a man or otherwise it wouldn't get much of any attention. They then make him sound stupid and ignorant so people can laugh as they imagine themselves being better then God. The creator of the site might say something different but that is what it seems the creator of that site was going for.
 
Looks like the site doesn't work anymore. Something about a flash plugin not working.
 
Damn I wanna try this
 

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