Mother-in-law has them in the extension where the fridge and freezer are, its cold enough out there, so doesn't need to be put in the fridge.
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Jazzy said:Hello Boogie and Dragon!I am downloading the Google Chrome browser. It's taking forever and while it's downloading, my computer is running at a snail pace.
I hope it hurries up!
Hey there Jazzy! It will take a while if you have an old computer.
Hai Jazzy
Chrome is faster than IE
When I get a new computer the only time IE is used is to download another browser XD
Wow, 10 mins? 
Just had a nice fat free Vanilla Yoghurt.
I have ice cold glass of Pepsi Max XD
Awesome
Are you using Chrome now?
I've moved on to posting Jokes now!
Hello again, Jazzy!
The Dragon Master said:AwesomeAre you using Chrome now?
Yes and it's awesome!
Boogie said:I've moved on to posting Jokes now!Hello again, Jazzy!
You are cracking me up. You are like a posting machine!
Jazzy said:Yes and it's awesome!
You are cracking me up. You are like a posting machine!I love it and the topics are awesome!
Glad you like my topics. Haven't had any luck finding any more interesting ones, so I've moved onto jokes for the time being.
Hi you lot ! If it's a joke you want, I'm not sure if you have a special thread for jokes, but anyway I'll put it here for the moment !
THIS IS PRICELESS
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, I make $400 a week. Why?
The CEO said, Wait right here. He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?
From across the room a voice said, Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
Well I thought it was funny any way
THIS IS PRICELESS
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, I make $400 a week. Why?
The CEO said, Wait right here. He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?
From across the room a voice said, Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
Gilly said:Hi you lot ! If it's a joke you want, I'm not sure if you have a special thread for jokes, but anyway I'll put it here for the moment !
THIS IS PRICELESS
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, I make $400 a week. Why?
The CEO said, Wait right here. He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?
From across the room a voice said, Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
Well I thought it was funny any way
You can post jokes here: http://offtopix.com/forum/30-laugh-lounge/
Just finished having my dinner.
How is everyone?
I've just nommed on some cream crackers and ham
Sounds nice! I had chicken and mushroom pie, baked beans and sautéed potatoes.
