Chit Chat Zone

[Jazzy]

Depends... did he fly?

Wasn't there so I'm not sure. All I know is he landed on and crushed all his wife's rose bushes!

 

[Evil Eye]

With or without thorns?

 

[Jazzy]

With or without thorns?

With. He was so scratched up and bleeding, it wasn't even funny. Well...I did get a good laugh once we dropped him off in the ER.

He'll probably be picking thorns out for months!

 

[Evil Eye]

Ouch

Nothing but a cape?

 

[Jazzy]

Ouch

Nothing but a cape?

Just a beach towel that he was using as a cape.

 

[Evil Eye]

That's gotta be somewhat embarrassing... when he comes to his senses

 

[Jazzy]

That's gotta be somewhat embarrassing... when he comes to his senses

I feel very sorry for his poor wife. She wasn't even home when this happened. Can you imagine getting a call like she did?

 

[Evil Eye]

Ma'am, your husband jumped into your rosebush wearing only a beach towel.

How're the roses?

Crushed, ma'am.

Dammit, that idiot!

He was drunk at the time.

I told him not to jump into my roses!

...

 

[Jazzy]

Ma'am, your husband jumped into your rosebush wearing only a beach towel.

How're the roses?

Crushed, ma'am.

Dammit, that idiot!

He was drunk at the time.

I told him not to jump into my roses!

...

 

[Evil Eye]

So yes, I can imagine a call like that

 

[Jazzy]

So yes, I can imagine a call like that

You left out something:



Wife: That prick!

Caller: If he wasn't before, ma'am, he sure is now!

 

[Evil Eye]

There's that and You did get them all out... you-know-where, right?

 

[Jazzy]

You did get them all out... you-know-where, right?

No, ma'am. We thought you might get more pleasure out of doing that yourself.

 

[Evil Eye]

O.O

Very considerate of you, thanks.

 

[Jazzy]

You're welcome, ma'am. We did manage to save one rose.

 

[Evil Eye]

How sweet. Think my insurance covers the costs of a new bush?

 

[Jazzy]

Ma'am, I'd plant posion ivy there if I were you!

 

[Flurry]

Wow, so they acquitted that Casey woman.

 

[Evil Eye]

I was thinking cactuses myself, but poison ivy is a good idea too.

 

[Jazzy]

Wow, so they acquitted that Casey woman.

Hello Sci! I was kind of shocked when I heard the verdict a few minutes ago.